Sunday, November 7, 2010

Making my own religion

Step 1 Come up with a name:
That's easy Suertism. Suertism comes from the Spanish word Suerte with means luck.

Step 2 Come up with some basic beliefs or creed:
There is one god named The Great God. The Great God will send good people to heaven but if are a believer you must capitalize all the words in The Great God's name. If you are a believer and you don't capitalize The Great God's name and you are still good you will still get heaven but a crappier version of heaven. But if you are bad you will get punishment. Not just one punishment but different shades of punishment. Disbelief is not a sin. You must pray to The Great God when you wake up and when you go to sleep everyday expect on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday and Sunday should be called Prayless Weekend. The only form of pray can do on Prayless Weekend is thanking your food. If your converted on Prayless Weekend then you must violate the Prayless Weekend rule.

Step 3 Come up with a holy book:
This step is needed Here is my holy book!
Step 4 Make a symbol:
Here is mine.

Any type of clover will do.

Step 5 Spread the word!:
Now you made your religion why don't you spread it. Made there will even be... Suertist nations with a clover on the flag!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Atheism and Uncharitableness

So a Christian/Conservative propaganda(or joke propaganda) site has an article called Atheism and uncharitableness. O rly? First, If you exclude the people that aren't atheist or theist, Atheists are a small group of people. Secondly, 682 atheists gave 3,620,360 grains of since August 25, 2010. (Footnote #1) Conclusion, atheists have gave a lot to charity. They gave 3, 620,360 (and counting) grains in one charity. (Footnote #2). Also if they where more numerous they would give a lot to charity.

Footnotes:
1:Today is Nov. 5, 2010 so Aug. 25, 2010 isn't that long time ago.
2:Proof that Freerice works. So atheists have been gave aid to the poor.

EDIT #1:
Yes, I'm giving too!