Making my own religion

Step 1 Come up with a name:
That's easy Suertism. Suertism comes from the Spanish word Suerte with means luck.

Step 2 Come up with some basic beliefs or creed:
There is one god named The Great God. The Great God will send good people to heaven but if are a believer you must capitalize all the words in The Great God's name. If you are a believer and you don't capitalize The Great God's name and you are still good you will still get heaven but a crappier version of heaven. But if you are bad you will get punishment. Not just one punishment but different shades of punishment. Disbelief is not a sin. You must pray to The Great God when you wake up and when you go to sleep everyday expect on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday and Sunday should be called Prayless Weekend. The only form of pray can do on Prayless Weekend is thanking your food. If your converted on Prayless Weekend then you must violate the Prayless Weekend rule.

Step 3 Come up with a holy book:
This step is needed Here is my holy book!
Step 4 Make a symbol:
Here is mine.

Any type of clover will do.

Step 5 Spread the word!:
Now you made your religion why don't you spread it. Made there will even be... Suertist nations with a clover on the flag!

Atheism and Uncharitableness

So a Christian/Conservative propaganda(or joke propaganda) site has an article called Atheism and uncharitableness. O rly? First, If you exclude the people that aren't atheist or theist, Atheists are a small group of people. Secondly, 682 atheists gave 3,620,360 grains of since August 25, 2010. (Footnote #1) Conclusion, atheists have gave a lot to charity. They gave 3, 620,360 (and counting) grains in one charity. (Footnote #2). Also if they where more numerous they would give a lot to charity.

Footnotes:
1:Today is Nov. 5, 2010 so Aug. 25, 2010 isn't that long time ago.
2:Proof that Freerice works. So atheists have been gave aid to the poor.

EDIT #1:
Yes, I'm giving too!

Mr. Search Story -- The Bible Disproves God Part 1 TRANSCRIPT

TITLE:
Mr. Search Story – The Bible Disproves God Part 1

STUFF ABOUT THE BIBLICAL GOD:
Yahweh is perfect
Yahweh needs worship

PROBLEM WITH THAT:
Why would prefect beings need worship.

GOODBYES:
Bye peoples!

THE DESCRIPTION (WITHOUT THE LINK TO THE TRANSCRIPT):
I am trying to disprove Christianity so why not use the HOLY BIBLE. So I decided to make this video.
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So the next video is going to be about the OLD question “Why do atheists speak against the Bible”. Many great atheists have answered this question but I want to put an unique spin on that said question.

Bye,
MrX

Mr. Search Story - Santa Syndrome is real!! SCRIPT

TITLE:
Mr. Search Story - Santa Syndrome is real!!

THE "SYNDROME":
Shock O. God says all atheists believed in Santa.

Than learned he wasn't real so they said

"God isn't real!"

PROBLEM WITH THAT:
I learned Santa isn't real way b4 I was an atheist.

GOODBYES:
Bye peoples!

Halloween

I made a post 'bout the Halloween statement "Trick or Treat". But I haven;t talked bout Halloween. So what is Halloween? It's a Christianization of Pagan Practices. So I don't what I going to wearing. Any ideas?

Surah 1 Verse 1-7

Verse 1:
1 As we see it's the opening line of a prayer.(Footnote #1) A nice little prayer to Allah.

2 In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

Verse 2:
1 This verse brings alot of questions. What does he by "worlds"? Why did Allah say(Footnote #1) he is the Lord of the Worlds? What does Lords of the World mean?

2 Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,

Verse 3:
1 Now Allah is just plain bragging

2 The Beneficent, the Merciful.

Verse 4:
1 So what Allah cares about is judging?

2 Master of the Day of Judgment,

Verse 5 Part 1:
1 So is Allah really the God of the Takanh(Footnote #2)

2 Thee (alone) we worship;

Verse 5 Part 2:
1 Allah helps people. Now that is a very good God.

2 Thee (alone) we ask for help.

Verse 6:
1 So Muslims have to ask for the straight path. Doesn't that ruin the purpose of the Qur'an?

2 Show us the straight path,

Verse 7 Part 1:
1 Comment of Verse 6

2 The path of those whom Thou hast favoured;

Verse 7 Part 2:
1 The path of those who have earned is Non-Muslims

2 The path of those whom Thou hast favoured

Footnotes:
#1:Written by Allah; In the third person
#2:They believe that the Takanh was the word of God but then become corrupted

Blogging the Qur'an

I am a Non-Muslim but I think that everyone should think for themselves about if the Qur'an is the word of Allah. So I am "Blogging the Qur'an".
Surah 1:
Verses 1-7