Suertist Holy Book:
Basic beliefs:
There is one god named The Great God. The Great God will send good people to heaven but if are a believer you must capitalize all the words in The Great God's name. If you are a believer and you don't capitalize The Great God's name and you are still good you will still get heaven but a crappier version of heaven. But if you are bad you will get punishment. Not just one punishment but different shades of punishment. Disbelief is not a sin. You must pray to The Great God when you wake up and when you go to sleep everyday expect on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday and Sunday should be called Prayless Weekend. The only form of pray can do on Prayless Weekend is thanking your food. If your converted on Prayless Weekend then you must violate the Prayless Weekend rule.
The Creation Story:
The Great God created the world with the big bang and evolution. You don't have to be a Suertist to prove that. Some skeptics may say "If he is omniscient and omnipotent then he can't change and the universe had a beginning" but The Great God is great but not omniscient or omnipotent.
Laws:
Don't end lives but save some. Do what ever you can for the poor. Also don't end lives unless you have to like in self-defense or defense of someone you love.
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